I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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