drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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