I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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