I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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