My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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