So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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