sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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