And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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