I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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