This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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