I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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