I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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