If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I hate all girls vehemently.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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