Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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