I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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