I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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