why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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