Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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