Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Boobs are out for the taking
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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