ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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