on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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