so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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