And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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