quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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