it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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