so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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