Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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