Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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