do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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