I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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