Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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