Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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