I need help removing her.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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