Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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