I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So much rum. So many feels.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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