I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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