i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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