ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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