Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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