did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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