Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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