it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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