Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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