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(862): View more from New Jersey

my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it

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(530): View more from California

As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.

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(214): View more from Texas

Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.

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(713): View more from Texas

Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together

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