I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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