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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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