so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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