Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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