turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
