If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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