can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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