it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
farters have to be the big spoon...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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