My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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