why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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