Just fell off a train. Bad.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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