Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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