Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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