so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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