sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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