Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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